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carrieunderwoodsdildo:

my brother’s girlfriend/fiance just asked if i’d be okay with them naming their son (if they have one) kellan THAT’S MY MIDDLE NAME CAN I JUST CRY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

OMG SCREW THEM THAT WAS THE NAME I WAS GOING TO STEAL
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neopiacentral:

if you’re ever sad just remember that the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and the girl who voices minnie got married in real life

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Two scientists walk into a bar.....

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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  • me writing an essay: I have absolutely no fucking clue what I am writing but it sounds smart
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glassesandcurlyhair:

corzaftw:

I seriously laughed way longer than I should have.

fuck yeah